KSoFM wins at Lyon's Den, poses for album cover despite not having songs or instruments

King Shit of Fuck Mountain isn't just a successful quiz team, they're a popular band with the kids these days. From left to right: John, the testy intellectual leader of the group, Capricorn with Leo rising, rhythm guitar, harmonica and lead martyrdom complex ... Mariska, Cancer, vocals and tambourine, raised in a travelers' caravan with a troupe of performing monkeys ... Stig, Aquarius, bass and/or organ, the brooding loner into the mysteries of the Eastern gift who is currently studying kazoo under a 14th degree master ... and Dirk, Pisces, "The Cute One" and optimist of the group, given to sentimentality and tales of simpler days when a ha' penny bought its weight in figgy pudding.

Not pictured (rehab): Zuszanna, Aries, pan flautist and voted Most Likely to Be Found Floating Face Down in a Bel Air Mansion Swimming Pool in the teen readers' poll of a recent issue of How Now Pop Wow! magazine.

You and your untalented friends can also appear on this website by winning any of the fine quizzes I conduct each week. Lyon's Den is giving out a total of $50 in gift certificates every Sunday evening, that's a great place to start...

Beautiful Gold: King Shit of Fuck Mountain 89
So-So Silver: Farah Jenco 80
Shameful, Shameful Bronze: Soylent Green (Now with More Girls!) 65

Also-rans:

TC Gave Us VD 51