Friday, March 28, 2008

"If it's too loud, you're too old!"

... so ran the '70s Kiss slogan.

How weird is this? After the Wednesday night quiz, your bouncer Captain informed me that a neighbor across the street from Frank's came over to complain to him that I was, quote-unquote, "asking questions too loud" (!) and keeping them up.

Is this the first noise complaint in quizzo history? Forever the complaint there has been that I needed to be louder. I'm using a little Gorilla practice guitar amp, granted louder than the old one, but come on people...

It goes up to 10 (not 11), I have it no higher than 6, beyond which point because I have to be in front of the darn thing at Frank's I would get horrible feedback. Usually 5 is plenty loud, but Frank's was crowded this week so I went all 6 on your eardrums.

Who lives across the street, a family of bats? The Six Million Dollar Man? We should charge you for getting a free quiz and not buying beer, ya cheapskate! In general I would suggest that light sleepers not live at that intersection to begin with, especially if you need to go beddie-bye before 11.

Regardless I find this hilarious, and am proud to be in the same category as The Who, Slade and Disaster Area.
The photo is my own, taken in Guatemala last year.

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Aaron said...

-Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
-...These go to eleven.

-King Shit of Fuck Mountain

P.S. Hey vote for Hillary by the way...

QuizMasterChris said...

I understand she's a pill.