Friday, August 10, 2007

The Buster Hymens rock Ray's

One Philadelphian and two visiting Floridians collectively known as The Buster Hymens scored a Ray's all-time high 180 points this past Tuesday. I might, based in this, have to reassess my opinion of Florida as an intellectual entity. Amazingiy they weren't even interested in the possibility of liquid prize; they just ceded that right to second-place winners Kisses for Kittens!, who seemed to me to declare a bold new attitude with the addition of an exclamation point in the team name.

I believe the 71-point margin of victory to be the largest at either venue.


Beautiful Gold: The Buster Hymens 180
So-So Silver: Kisses for Kittens! 109
Shameful, Shameful Bronze: The Jag-Offs 107


Lemon Yellow Thunder 96

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